Jack to the Kikay

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• me: So what is this then, a medieval courtship?!
• him: Isn't it awesome? I'm not gonna genuflect and call you my liege though, that's not gonna happen.
• me: Awww man, I was looking forward to that... And you picking me up on a white stallion!
• him: Horses hate me so you'll have to settle for a Toyota, but at least it has cupholders and a radio.